Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Pop Quiz

Joerg Rieger is Professor of Constructive Theology at Perkins School of Theology. In the early summer issue of The Progressive Christian, he presents a reflection on"power and religion" in the form of a multiple choice quiz. Rieger seems to suggest that when important questions about "what would Jesus do?" are rephrased as something like "what would Jesus be doing right now given the choice?" the whole enterprise gets more challenging and interesting. He says that multiple answers are possible in some cases, and not in others. For each question, he offers a hint from the Gospels.

What are Jesus’ interests?
1. Attends the annual meeting of American liturgists.
2. Attends the annual meeting of American Working Class Studies and take the side of workers.
3. Attends a self-help workshop.
4. Attends an inspirational seminar for investors.
Matthew 25: 31-46

What is Jesus’ view on economics?
1. Supports the free market economy, because “capitalism is here to stay” (Margaret Thatcher).
2. Addresses economic inequalities by promoting welfare.
3. Promotes an economy in which each is treated according to their needs and abilities.
4. Only shows interest in economic matters that affect the church.
Matthew 20: 1-16

What does Jesus think about human rights?
1. Declares the primacy of property rights.
2. Supports the rights of “the least of these” against the rights of the status quo.
3. Rejects the idea of rights altogether since they are “modern liberal inventions” (according to some contemporary ethicists and theologians).
Luke 13: 10-17

What is Jesus’ view on worship?
1. Seeks alternative power and truth wherever it can be found and “worships in spirit and truth.”
2. Worships with hands raised up in the air.
3. Worships sitting in a pew.
4. Makes sure never to miss the one hour on Sunday morning since this is the main event that connects us to God.
John 4: 23; Mark 7: 1-8

What does Jesus think about politics?
1. Votes Republican because of family values.
2. Votes Democrat because of a concern for welfare and health care.
3. Votes, but keeps working for the “kingdom of God and its justice,” which is neither owned by Democrats or Republicans.
4. Doesn’t vote because heaven is more important than earth.
5. Leaves the business of politics to the First Person of the Trinity who enjoys power play.
Matthew 6:33; Mark 3: 31-35

What does Jesus think about culture?
1. Prefers highbrow because this is where people truly care about culture.
2. Prefers lowbrow because it is livelier and more fun.
3. Prefers cultural expressions that follow the beat of a different drummer and dares to be different, rather than aiming at popularity or sales figures.
4. Goes with current opinion about what’s cool so as to be more relevant and to attract more followers.
Mark 12: 38-40

How does Jesus feel about religion?
1. Defends religion in general because it is human nature.
2. Rejects religion because it is too human.
3. Prefers theism because we need an omnipotent universal deity in order to save “Western Civilization.”
4. Evaluates religion according to what difference it makes in real life and whether or not it contributes to the kingdom of God.
Luke 4: 16-21

(From The Progressive Christian, Volume 183, Issue 4, p. 21-22)

1 comment:

Unknown said...

The problem that I had with this quiz is that after seriously taking a look at the reference verse and trying to answer the questions, I was at the same time comparing these answeres against how I might have answered if the question was "What would Stephen do?".

In researching the problems with goats (Matthew 25: 31-46), I did find that Feta cheese is more often a product of sheep rather than goats.